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24.
A cannabis "placebo", as such.

A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:

Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red

The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:

The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.

Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude June 24, 2005
 
1.
Aussie word for sex.
Picked her up in the pano (panel van) took her to the top carpark, chonked her!
by Jimmy james perth boy July 10, 2008
 
2.
A substitute for the word fuck.
Chonk you mother chonker. What the chonks wrong with you. Chonk this shit. This chonking sucks.
by Paula F. April 29, 2007
 
3.
To be rather rough on ones gear box. To change gears without regard for the gear box.
Would you stop chonking the frigging gears!
by Andrew October 04, 2003
 
4.
Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ
"Dude look at Chonk shred!"
by The Real Chonk June 05, 2009
 
5.
A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.
Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.
by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 15, 2010
 
6.
another word for a pinch of tobacco
hey ray ray you going to take a chonk with me?
by smuff October 16, 2008
 
7.
In the poker world, an Asian player who is a consistent loser and makes -EV plays regularly.
"Vinh dropped another $33k on UB today? Wowwww what a chonk."
by Nathan Duffy October 26, 2007