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Chonk you mother chonker. What the chonks wrong with you. Chonk this shit. This chonking sucks.
by Paula F. April 29, 2007
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Picked her up in the pano (panel van) took her to the top carpark, chonked her!
by Jimmy james perth boy July 10, 2008
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To be rather rough on ones gear box. To change gears without regard for the gear box.
Would you stop chonking the frigging gears!
by Andrew October 04, 2003
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male sex organ, a slang term often used in jest.
you can kiss my chonk matey!.....touch my chonk!
by Reuben Jordan May 20, 2007
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In the poker world, an Asian player who is a consistent loser and makes -EV plays regularly.
"Vinh dropped another $33k on UB today? Wowwww what a chonk."
by Nathan Duffy October 26, 2007
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To participate in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissor's to determine who get's something or wins in any situation where a winner must be selected.
ie. Decide who break's in a pool match.
Decide who will call up to order pizza.
Decide who rides shotgun in a car when other normal avenue's are exhausted.
"Let's chonk for it."
by Diego July 28, 2003
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"Yo, that's a nice car. I think I'mma chonk that."
by Adam_S November 02, 2006
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