Top Definition
verb: to chew on a dick

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell
verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."

noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
by Jako Kot January 01, 2008

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