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Used jocularly as a postpositive interjection to indicate that a previous statement is untrue.
That definition was totally easy to understand. CHONG!
by JLuce April 12, 2010
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its just weed, dude!!
'you been on the chong/chongin'?'
by soph August 31, 2003
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Slang term for Hispanic urban youth of lower socioeconomic status. Usually seen wearing low rider inspired clothing; wife beater shirts, clean Nike gangsters or similar. The origination of the word is unclear, but it might have something to do with Tommy Chong's character in the comedic "Cheech and Chong" movies.
Also: Chonger
That chong just rolled up in his Monte Carlo all "necio" just to "shit the stick" on those nerds.
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Verb: To ingest Marijuana to a point of extreme intoxication. Regional slang to the San Francisco Bay Area due to it's high volume of marijuana usage.

Etymology: Using the last name of Tommy Chong (of Cheech and Chong fame) as a verb.
I was totally Chonged after my fifth joint in an hour.
by Hellen Killer March 15, 2009
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The word means good-looking or attractive, more so than an average person. Often used in british chav clture, along with those kids with their coat hoods up.
"Oi, look at dat boi with dat fit bod! He's chong!"
by louisa March 13, 2005
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this word was made in hawaii, the locals use this term the way we use the term smoke, high, weed, to smoke weed etc
im chonged out, you wanna chong, got some chong
by dihzae July 24, 2003
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Abbreviation, Verb.

Abbr. choke the dong

To squeeze the head of the penis very hard, esp as a part of masturbation.
Tim was having a great time whilst Alice gave him a chong.
by WhatsAppWrangler September 16, 2014
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