CHOMPSKI HONK

an ingenious combination of the soul-slashing terms "dweeb", "chimp", "honky" and i think something else. commonly used to describe someone that everyone is jealous of but converts their jealousy into rabid hate.

me: hey there Mable (fictional person)
Mable: hi, how are you. thats a nice hoodie youve got on there...CHOMPSKI HONK!!!!!

CHOMPSKI HONK by LIKEHOLYSHATITSJORDYNKRAMER March 21, 2008

Chompfch 

1. Crush (a soft or squishy foodstuff, traditionally bees) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled smushing

sound munching or chewing vigorously and noisily.

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Barry chompfched the wet bees he slurped from his cup.

Chompfch by Trotrwastaken May 30, 2018

Chomp2K

The literal face of Canada, bigger influence than Nav and Drake. He's also average at NBA 2K.

OMG, I just met Chomp2K and leaked all over myself!

Chomp2K by DefinitelyNotCosmic November 12, 2021

Noam Chompski 

A saying in reference to a food item that one has just eaten.

a PUN on the American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, and political activist.

Also a PUN regarding the slang "you know what I'm saying?", or "nahm sayin' ".

Noam = Ya Know
Chompski = What I've eaten

What did you get for lunch today?

Oh, I just got the Burger at Shake Shack, Noam Chompski?

Noam Chompski by BURPLAMBS September 9, 2010

chompfghk

The sound of eating, said when eating to amplify the eating.
eating. used much like *Yoink*

*Holds up a pot pie, proceeds to bite said pie. *Chompfghk*

chompfghk by Maff October 31, 2007

chompskie 

An pinch of chewing tabaco or skoal

I am thinking about packing a little chompskie

chompskie by Yan k June 20, 2007

chompski 

reffering to any sort of chewing tobacco, mainly of the "dip" persuation.
Can also have verious forms, such as:
Chompcity
Chompmobile
Chompcanal
Chompexpress etc..

"I could go for a chompski"
"i need to take a trip to chompcity"
"lets take the chompmobile"
"we could go for a dip in the chompcanal"
"i need to pack one quck, let's hop on the chomp express"

chompski by Hutchsizzle July 17, 2007