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chompalompalus 

A very sweet housewife, provider of many, great cook, great cleaner,amazing singer, and good poetical look of life
Jamie is the first and original chompalompalus
chompalompalus by Hb28 June 17, 2017

Clompclomp

A girl who is extremely fat and never showers. The clompclomp typically looks like a man, has horrible acne and is socially rejected from everybody. The clompclomp's natural habitat is in the cafeteria and usually feasts on Chef Boyardee ravioli. It could also swallow a baby whole if it was hungry enough. It is also known that its hair can store many of her personal items because it is frizzy enough. Nobody dares to step in her territory or else they will be sucked into her bottomless black hole.
Did you smell the clompclomp today? It smells like she slept with her dead grandma!

chomp chomp 

Is the sudden urge to chomp down on a beautiful girls neck or on her other body parts. Its a sensation that alters ones passion in a biting mode of hunger. It's wanting someone so bad that you want to just eat them up so it cause a Chomp Chomp reaction. Love bitten!
To sneak up behind Dawn Moeller.. (action)Chomp chomp!!..
chomp chomp by Notebook September 26, 2005

Chomp chomp like nachos 

When giving a man head, the woman (or partner) bites down repeatedly or "chomps" on penis.
Oh girl, he cheated on you?! Well next time you goin down, chomp chomp like nachos, if you know what I'm sayin.

chompychomp

Ay, who deboed my chompychomp man?
chompychomp by spoleze February 15, 2003

Anime chompewomp 

A man who is so in love with anime that he will go and get plastic surgery to get rid of his bottom two ribs, then when he is watching anime incest porn and will ejaculate and bite his penis
hey j your and anime Chompewomp

dude it cost me 5 grand!