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(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.
Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.
Chomper by Jacaranda July 28, 2019
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chompable 

Something that is so lovely, but cannot be eaten, it is in a squidgey form and you have the urge to bite it.
"oh your belly is so chompable" (followed by nibbling of the area)
chompable by moey (: May 28, 2009

hairy chomp 

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.
Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
hairy chomp by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019

Allergic Chomp 

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.
Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
Allergic Chomp by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

dong chomper 

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob
i swear jim is a dong chomper
dong chomper by Doug W. February 10, 2008

Chub Chomper 

One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.
That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.
Chub Chomper by Beanbag Ballsack January 8, 2009