cholesterolicious 

Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.

I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.

cholesterolicious by dinothesaurus May 6, 2009

Queen Helen's Cholesterol 

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

Queen Helen's Cholesterol by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007

cholesterol 

too much of it gives you a heart attack. cheerios lowers it.

Eating cheerios lowers my cholesterol!

cholesterol by face56 October 20, 2006

Human Cholesterol 

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

Human Cholesterol by Netah March 23, 2008

cholesterol 

free choking

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother”

cholesterol by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020

Hallway Cholesterol

The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.

"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."

"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."

Hallway Cholesterol by ParCib9494 October 18, 2011

Cholesterol 

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

Cholesterol by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011