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To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.
"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
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to beat your wife and eat your meat
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when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
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well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.

Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.

Maybe not.
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A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
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A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.
I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!

If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.

There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.
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