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1. milk the tube steak
To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.
Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.
2. Chokin the chicken
To choke the chicken means to masturbate.
Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!
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3. Pukin The Weener
1)chokin the chicken 2)slappin the monkey
3)pleasuring the tralala
Nic said he was Pukin The Weener all over that girl
4. Whackin the Mule
Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.
I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?
5. slappin the butter
to choke the chicken, masterbate or just slappin around some butter.
some people like to google themselves but i prefer slappin the butter.
6. poundin the puddin
the male form of masturbation
he got collared poundin the puddin by his mum! nightmare!
7. Choke the Chicken
means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
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