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When one becomes hungry while they are intoxicated or messed up by any drug, and then attempts to eat but has trouble doing any process involved in eating, including getting the food into their mouth, chewing, or swallowing, because of their current intoxication.
Dave: Why does Mark have spaghetti all over him?
Susanne: Oh, it's okay. He just has the chokes.

or

Erica had to perform the heimlich maneuver on me last night, after I smoked and then tried to eat pretzels.
by KocoOcco March 23, 2011
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1.
An act in which a team or a person collaspe when they are expected to win no matter what the other team does.
The New York Yankees CHOKED majorly against the Boston Red Sox in the American League Championship Series in 2004.
by Nico April 02, 2005
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2.
Alot, numerous.
Hey did you see the choke surfers that were out today at Sunset?
by Hawaiians January 18, 2003
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3.
n. A small hole in a pipe, bong, or other smoking device with a smoke holding chamber. Located at the end of the chamber farthest from the smoker's mouth. A thumb or finger is placed over the hole during the initial inhalation so that smoke can be sucked into the holding chamber. After the chamber is filled with smoke, the choke is released and the smoke sucked out of the chamber with fresh air rushing in through the carb to displace it.
Shit man, you lied. You've never smoked before. You didn't even know enough to hold the choke!
by callinghome November 01, 2004
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4.
being up 3-0 in a best of 7 series and still losing. (see Yankees)
wow, the most important game of the year and they totally choked!
by east coast May 07, 2005
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5.
In hawaii it means a lot of something
ho brah today at da beach there was choke haoles!
by butt hole surfer September 03, 2007
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6.
When this hot girl at work asks you to have sex in the Think Tank (conference room), then you fart and ruin the mood.
Man Jason really choked by farting in the Think Tank right after Maura asked him to have sex with her.
by Jaehoal P. Owns October 21, 2011
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7.
1. verb; in sports, to lose a relatively important game.

2. verb; the act of choking. See also: 2007 New England Patriots.

3. verb; the obstruction of the flow of air into the lungs.
1. On February 3, 2008, Bill Belicheat and his crew experienced the biggest choke in the history of all of sports.

2. How a team with a perfect record can manage to lose to a Wild Card seed in the Superbowl is, indeed, the definition of choking.

3. Quick! Somebody dial 911 and send the ambulances to Phoenix...Brady just CHOKED!
by Belicheat February 04, 2008
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