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Chokester 

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.
Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.
Chokester by Jay-money April 27, 2014

chokesterbating 

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.
The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.
chokesterbating by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

ChokePoke 

To choke poke is to be fukkin your bird in a place where you shouldn't be and she making so much noise that you have to start chokin her to get that bitch to shut the fuck up.
Cmon girl, if you dont keep it down, Im gonna have to ChokePoke ya.
ChokePoke by BJOB O'Brien February 3, 2008

Chokebate 

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
Chokebate by Crark July 14, 2010

chokenberries

when a chick deepthroats a dick and chokes and gags all over the balls
damn man this girl was deepthroating my dick when she made some chokenberries
chokenberries by mrjiggyj November 17, 2011

Chokegate 

when all of the daily press association newspapers didn’t cover the George W. Bush and Dick Cheney health scares.
Chokegate showed the inattention and unconcerned nature from our press for our president Dubya and vice president Big Time.
Chokegate by Coop Dupe February 20, 2020