choseborger 

A Kid that is freaking HUGE! He eats hotpockets Everyday and mostly everything in the household, gets pissed at games and cusses at them. Also trys to make love with his own dog.

Dont let a choseborger into your resuraunt.

well dont let him anywere near food.

choseborger by wat the effffffffffff March 2, 2009

Chokeworthy 

Cool, awesome

“Wow that’s so chokeworthy!”
“Rochelle is chokeworthy!”

Chokeworthy by Brocwed October 10, 2019

Chodeboner 

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider

1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"

Chodeboner by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008

CokeLore 

A myth or rumor that involves Coca Cola.

Little mickey was killed from the Coca Cola commericials when he drank a combination of poprocks and Coca Cola. This cokelore myth was proven fake and "little Mickey" is still alive today.

CokeLore by Undergroundoga April 14, 2009

ChokePoke 

To choke poke is to be fukkin your bird in a place where you shouldn't be and she making so much noise that you have to start chokin her to get that bitch to shut the fuck up.

Cmon girl, if you dont keep it down, Im gonna have to ChokePoke ya.

ChokePoke by BJOB O'Brien February 3, 2008

Cokeboner 

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.

Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!

Cokeboner by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009

Chokebate 

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.

Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.

Chokebate by Crark July 14, 2010