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1. choke the bishop
noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
by Spit Blood Apr 15, 2003 add a video
2. choke the bishop
To masterbate, to physically stimulate ones penis untill ejaculation. (males only)
David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??

Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"
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