A store of the popular Starbucks Coffee chain located on State Street in Boston, Massachusetts near the world famous Faneuil Hall Marketplace. Notorious for some of the poorest service and quality in the company; many customers are also known to be vampires, mutants, or otherwise hideously ugly.

Golf term for shooting a septuple-bogey, or 7 over par, on one hole. Coined by ESPN.com golf columnist Jason Sobel after Angel Cabrera's 10 on the Par 3 6th hole of the 2007 US Open

Golf term for shooting a septuple-bogey, or 7 over par, on one hole. Coined by ESPN.com golf columnist Jason Sobel after Angel Cabrera's 10 on the Par 3 6th hole of the 2007 US Open

The pattern of the grocery chain Trader's Joe's to regularly introduce new products that sound enticing and interestingly ethnic but taste like crap--just like all the earlier enticing-sounding and interestingly ethnic foods you bought there that ended up tasting like crap.

A two person band who used to be cool but now their songs are annoying because they got too popular ,which made all the fat girls, annoying kids, and ugly people start singing 'Dont Trust Me' over and over again and everyone added it to their myspace, thus ruining a potentially cool band, and cool songs.

A Dirty Claude (also known as a Dirty C-load), is when, during the act of fellatio, the man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, hits his esteemed partner in the back of the head. This in turn causes a chain reaction that makes the semen projectile from the nose. Using her quick reactions she then catches the semen on her tongue. Before she has a chance to swallow it, the man removes the butt plug that he inserted in her earlier that week and slaps her in the face with it, causing her to choke on the semen and die.

Torontosis (pronunciation: tor-on-TO-sis) A common condition usually caught from extended time periods spent in the Toronto area. It usually goes unnoticed in Toronto because it is so endemic to the area it is often overlooked. Characterized by extremist views and behaviours which annoy and set them apart from the wider community.

Symptoms vary but often include:

1. Overwhelming need to natter on about their overly-specific interest area. Re-directs or relates all conversation back to their fixation.

2. Driving non-infected persons away with a condescending attitude/cult-like zeal/boring endless talk on one subject.

3. Annoyance at anyone who does not know the detailed minutia of, or enjoy their over-specific interests.

4. Extreme dietary restrictions.

5. Condescending attitude towards anyone who enjoys mainstream art, music, products, or alignment with a political party that currently has elected members in government.

6. Only willing to eat/buy products that follow an unreasonably narrow moral guideline.

7. Are incapable of controlling their need to berate others about how immorally they live their lives.

Treatment:

The only known treatment for Torontosis is to spend significant amounts of time away from their tiny community of people who share their worldview. Time in smaller cities or the countryside is best. Torontosis is one strain of a disease that plague other major cities, such as NewYorkosis, Londonitis, Seattle Syndrome, and Vancoveriasis.