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6. choff
The act of smoking marijuana
Dude we need to choff this bowl right now... look at how hairy this dank is
1. Choff
noun/verb: Embodies the sound of a very pretensious, try-hard, Metallica-esque SNARE DRUM. Also the result of incompatible recording levels when playing said snare drum back through speakers.
"Are you listening to this? The track sounds fine, with the exception of that choffy shit in the background."
"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"
"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."
2. Choff
Someone who is ridiculously sexual down his mic.

Someone who is always fapping off on roadside.

Ridiculously sexually frustrated.
'SHUT UP YOU CHOFF!'
3. Choff
A mixture between a Toff and a Chav
e.g A choff is a person (commonly of Chav background, or heritage) who walks around in designer clothes, talks commonly but attends a posh school and hangs around with a higher social circle, often new money and keen to flash their cash

Courtney - "ZOMG check my like totally AMAZING new channel bag"
4. Choff
Stupid, Silly, Lame

Something that sucks
That's some choff ass shit.
by Don Gato Jun 2, 2003 add a video
5. choff
to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana
oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!
by BJT9000 Nov 15, 2002 add a video
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