Chode body
Chode body by Chode body May 22, 2015
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Chode Britches
A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.
This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.
Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.
Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
Chode Britches by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011
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commode chode
A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.
Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.
commode chode by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021
Chode Check
To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.
Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution
an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel
Christian : Haha fucking loser
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution
an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel
Christian : Haha fucking loser
Chode Check by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020
Da Vinci Chode
A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.
"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.
Da Vinci Chode by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011
Chodameter
A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
Chodameter by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009