Chodeman 

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined

You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.

Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

Chodeband 

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband

Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.

Chodeband by Small Mike January 18, 2007

Chodemander 

When a person with a chode opens up the end of their pee hole, so that the pee hole looks like a little mouth on a salamander.

Oh man, when I stick this Q-tip in my chode it looks like a chodemander.

Chodemander by Poops Mc Gee August 6, 2008

Chodeman 

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both

You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman

Chodeman by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017

Chodeman 

A guy with a chode. Essentially the same thing as a chodemeister just less creative and easier to say.

Montrell: You're gay.
Wyatt: Shut up chodeman at least I don't have a chode.

Chodeman by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015

Chodeman 

Very confident male, that thinks he has a big d**k. Tries to do or get what he wants with females, but just over compensates because of his tiny penis. Angry man with short penis.

"Man, you see Zack over there getting mad grabbing his stuff talking to that female"
"Told that fool he's a Chodeman and calm down"

"Haha I know that's right"
"Like that girl Mandie said, To my surprise and with that attitude, he's a Chodeman! Big attitude, little...."

Chodeman by Sneaker101 April 3, 2017

choleando 

A word in spanish (mostly used in Mexico) used to refer to the verb to scratch (a public place or a place outside of your property)

A- What are you doing?
B- Just choleando the wall

choleando by la cochiño February 18, 2018