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A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.
Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.
chodeling by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019

Chodering 

When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.
1.Im gonna have a good chode tonight!
2.Anyone up for a good chodering?
Chodering by Puketaha September 26, 2007
The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.
Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals
Chodeling by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019

Ear-Chodeing 

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.
Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?
Ear-Chodeing by Loren99 July 26, 2019

chodelinger 

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.
I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger
chodelinger by internuggler February 20, 2004
The sound of air whistleing as it passes over one's chode
Mr. Sachse likes to chodel after giving his man bitch a ball bath.
Chodeling by silly_salami October 9, 2003