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The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.
Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes, Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts) Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism. My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.
The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives. The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode. |
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A penis wider than it is long My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
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a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
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I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons? "Last night, you mom tongued my chode."
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Justin Bieber Just Bieber is a chode.
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1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things 1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes" |
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The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
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when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom. My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!
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