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A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.

The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.
by Stumble January 24, 2008

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