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Old English for Chode. A Dick wider than it is tall.
Why Gary, may i see your chod?
by Mr. Suse November 01, 2009
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Rubbish, lame, awful, atrocious.
(origin: South West England)
"I've got to quit, my job is complete chod"
by chris wheelie April 21, 2005
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the spot between your balls and asshole
dude, she licked my chod!!!
by mike hawk July 11, 2003
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a penis whose circumference is longer than its length. actually possible unlike the common misconception that it is the width longer than the length. the common definition of chod is a myth. this shit's legit
Guy 1- "Man i got a chod, the circumference of my dick is longer than the length"
Guy 2- "...weak bro"
by i gotta chod :( April 27, 2010
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the spot between your asshole and your balls, usually has a bit of fluffy fur.
"my chod is itchin"
OR it can be used in an insult
"smell my chod"
by jimbo February 16, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When a man's penis is wider then its length, and not in the good way. Orinenated from early South Park episodes
Haha that lad has a chod!...unlucky
by Cill-bert March 09, 2009
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ewff look at that dog chod!

your homework is chod! {my teacher actually said this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
by Bida BANG July 17, 2005
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