The religion of Choculus Christ. "the affirmation in a religious belief that places pizza at the pinnacle of power," (the holy trinity: Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Papa Johns) and that good and tasty food is sacred. "The belief that food is the supreme form of all knowlege" and physical pleasure. The only sacrament is Choculation, the nirvana of Choculism, related to the orgasm. This religion's seat of power is in Fat Man's Row (Arby's, Wendy's, KFC and Taco Bell).
I have recently converted from Catholicism to Choculism, that is why I cannot partake with you in this low-carb feast.