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7.
Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo
"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"
by Northerner April 26, 2004
 
1.
Poo thats just dying to get out.
I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!
by TZ October 07, 2005
 
2.
An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.
Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.
by Nick May 04, 2004
 
3.
A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
by MJ January 01, 2005
 
4.
Another term for Poo
"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"
by Beefburglar June 11, 2004
 
5.
Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.
"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
by Gav P November 28, 2005
 
6.
Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement
Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 09, 2003