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2. chocolate thunder
What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."
1. chocolate thunder
Nickname for basketball legend Darrel Dawkins. Famous for breaking back-boards and naming his dunks. It is also important to note that the name "Chocolate Thunder" was self given.
Chocolate Thunder, was generally over-rated while he played for the Sixers.
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3. Chocolate Thunder
a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.
When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!
4. chocolate thunder
explosive diarrhea
Bob had chocolate thunder all night.
5. Chocolate thunder
while having anal sex the women farts and shits on your dick
John 1:dude i got chocolate thunder last night

John 2:what dude thats NASTY!!!
John 1: i know you should tell your mom to use the bathroom before i hit that.
6. Chocolate thunder
When a black girl poops
My Latisha was laying down some chocolate thunder, that shit was stanky!
7. Chocolate Thunder
A Rural White Male that feels a connection to the Black Community That's not really there.

(Most have never even talk to a black person the fear won't let him)
Chocolate Thunder (A.K.A) Caulson is walking down the street with a bebop see's a black male walking towards him and he starts to walk like a nervous white bitch.
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