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1. chocolate thunder
What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."
2. chocolate thunder
Nickname for basketball legend Darrel Dawkins. Famous for breaking back-boards and naming his dunks. It is also important to note that the name "Chocolate Thunder" was self given.
Chocolate Thunder, was generally over-rated while he played for the Sixers.
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3. Chocolate Thunder
a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.
When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!
4. Chocolate Thunder
A dominant power forward in EA's NHL series. This playa is a dark-skinned blonde-dread brotha that goes to the net HARD and finishes like no otha.
Chocolate Thunder drives to the net, receives the pass and scores!!!! Chocolate Thunder is a man playing among boys.
5. Chocolate Thunder
A Rural White Male that feels a connection to the Black Community That's not really there.

(Most have never even talk to a black person the fear won't let him)
Chocolate Thunder (A.K.A) Caulson is walking down the street with a bebop see's a black male walking towards him and he starts to walk like a nervous white bitch.
6. Chocolate Thunder
A sexual act; When doing a partner from behind one shits in their own hand and slaps the other person, with the shit covered hand, square in the back. This causes a loud slap and flying fecal matter.
Dude Nick was banging Maddy last night and he gave her a taste of Chocolate Thunder
7. chocolate thunder
A large hairy black penis.
Man, Micheal Jackson lost his chocolate thunder.
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