| 1. | nestle | ||
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what the fuck.i recently saw bottled water made by the brand nestle.don't they make chocolate?what is the world coming to? person 1: is that chocolate milk?
person 2: no dumbass its bottled water person 1: the fucking bottle says nestle.they make chocolate.u know the chocolate powder with the creepy bunny on the side?its calld nesquik. person 2: fuck |
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| 2. | Chocolate Milkshake | ||
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When a random girl is giving you a blow job pull out your dick right before you cum, spill chocolate powder in her face and proceed to ejaculate. After performing this move the girl is gonna be stunned for a couple of minutes, so you can easily escape the scene. This is used when you realize that the girl blowing you either has a dick, or is ugly as fuck. guy1: dude are u ok? I saw you running out of the hotel last night.
guy2: Yeah, I realized that the girl blowing me had a fuckin' Penis! But everything is fine, I performed a Chocolate Milkshake and escaped with mi ass untouched. |
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| 3. | Chocolate milk | ||
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A fluid produced by female mammals (though primarily associated with the cow) and mixed with either a flavored powder or fluid to create a divine, chocolately drink. When stored in a sealed bottle, it is known to burst when said bottle is struck against a solid object. Don't hit anyone with that bottle of chocolate milk, 'Nettie. It might stain and/or explode all over the preps.
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| 4. | toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball | ||
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A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries. Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"
Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball? Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself Eric: god i have to do everything around here |
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| 5. | white trash mocha | ||
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A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha. Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha. |
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| 6. | magic boom dust | ||
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1. Hot Chocolate Powder. It flames up when you throw it in your campfire. I threw my magic boom dust into the fire, pretending to be a Native American Shaman
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| 7. | chocolate coke | ||
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Chocolate coke is a term describing a sexual act in which somebody (usually a man) snorts cocaine out of another person's (usually a woman) ass. The cocaine takes on a brown hue to it, and is therefore called 'chocolate coke' "Dude that girl gave me some wicked chocolate coke last night"
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