a sloptart who plays WoW all day in dirty guitar hero pajamas and a dirty white t-shirt. whom eats cereal, drops it from his mouth back into the bowl, and eats it again. he smokes an excessive amount of marijuana and is often seen with the cool crew. a large creature that inhabits east street east mansfield.
DUDE JOHN PARKER JUST TRIED TO ROB ME I'M AT MEMORIAL I'M GUNNA KILL HIM
calm down my chocolate panda