the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010

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