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1.
The act of inserting one or more testicles into a woman's asshole.
"Dude, my nuts are killing me!"
"Why?"
"I chocolate fondued some freakbitch last night."
by Mike Morningwood April 11, 2008
 
2.
removing a shower head, adding some poop, and replacing it, person becomes a human chocolate fondue, cousin of the upper decker
After he found out his ex cheated on him, he gave her a chocolate fondue when he went to pick up his things.
by RadMDMarc December 08, 2008
 
3.
The hot melted chocolate you drizzle on bodies and lick off.
its kinky.
my wildest fantasy is to have someone drizzle hot melted chocolate fondue all over my body and lick it off. yum
by claricenumberone December 26, 2009
 
4.
A sex move in which the male creates a bowel movement on the chest of the female. He then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fecal matter and into the woman's mouth.
Kelly said she wanted to try something new. So I made her a chocolate fondue.
by Chocolate Frosty March 11, 2009
 
5.
When while having sex, one partner opens the other's buttcheeks and begins to suck on the anus. He/She sucks until the diarrhea fills the sucker's mouth. The sucker then smiles and pushes the liquid shit through his/her teeth using his/her tongue.
Bob: We had chocolate fondue.
Joe: With strawberries or marshmallows.
Bob: No silly! With diarrhea!
Joe: ...fun...
by Tha Lithpy Mathta April 08, 2010
 
6.
The sexual act of giving the 'reciever' laxatives, then engaging in anal sex. Once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the 'reciever' shits all over the 'giver's' penis.
I just Chocolate Fondue'd my wife. it was messy stuff.
by Francis Oregano September 25, 2009
 
7.
Derived from the videos of 'Tub Girl', this action involves having explosive diarrhea in a bath tub, but, unlike the original video, where the excrement lands in the mouth and chest area of the girl, this version involves the use of various fondue items, such as cheese and strawberries. Place whatever items you may wish to devour later on a skewer and place in the line of fire until thoroughly coated, shake off any excess excrement, and enjoy.
Guy 1: Last night me and the guys went round Lucy's, she made some chocolate fondue.
Guy 2: That's fucking sick!
by impregnated camel May 17, 2010