Jared: "yea I heard, didn't the teacher tell him to fuck off?"
Stunned: "Whoa. I thought I knew what she meant when she said she wasn't into 'vanilla' sex."
Friend: "Yeah. Mmm-hmm (laughs lightly). I like that kinky shit too. Tie-me-up, tie-me-down. Let's go. All that shit."
Stunned: "Yeah, well, then she positioned herself, like squatting, like she was going to shit right on my chest."
Friend: "What the fuck?!?"
Stunned: "Yeah, it's like she called it 'the chocolate drop.' I was already tied up and she said I was gonna like it. It was way messed up."
Friend: "Whoa. What happened?"
Stunned: "Dude, I loved that shit. So fresh and so clean clean."