When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.
"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"
by blahblahblah February 9, 2004
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When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.
Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!
by Rhudolph the Red-Nose December 10, 2010
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When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
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