Chocolate cock

A 19th century slang term referring to Cigars.

-Fancy a chocolate cock?
-Only if it's a Don Melo

by H. Jefferson May 2, 2018

Chocolate Cock Ring

1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.

As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.

by Svejk the honourable June 14, 2016

chocolate cock surprise

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source

Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

by kinky bastard June 12, 2009

Chocolate Covered Cock

"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.

Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!

by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021

chocolate birthday cock

the act of eating and swallowing another human's feces, throwing it back up on their penis, then sucking their penis until they ejaculate.

i hooked that nasty walrus of a woman up with some chocolate birthday cock

by mrs. p January 14, 2009

Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.

Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

by H. Jefferson May 2, 2018

cock chocolate

When you pull your penis out of girls asshole, and you then feed her your poop-encrusted wiener

Bob: Hey man, I gave that bitch a mean cock chocolate

by SteamyRayVaughn November 29, 2017