| 1. | The super duper chocolate bowl | ||
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The super duper chocolate bowl is a phenomenon that happens when you mix together everything made of chocolate that you own(this includes hot chocolate mixes, chocolate cereal, chocolate chips, chocolate milk, chocolate sauce, etc.) and then eat it out of a huge bowl with a nice shiny spoon and milk...don't forget the milk.
Liz M.-So what did you have for breakfast?
Rachel effin S.-i ate the super duper chocolate bowl, watta bout you? Liz M.-Oh I just had Lucky Charms...how was the super duper chocolate bowl? Rachel effin S.- It looked like poop...but tasted like HEAVEN. It consisted of chocolate soy milk, organic offbrand coco puffs, Miss Vegan's hot chocolate mix, and tofitti's "better than chocolate" mini chocolate chips . Liz M.- Damn Vegan. |
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| 2. | Cereal Orgy | ||
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1. When you have multiple cereals, but none of the boxes has enough to make one bowl of cereal, so you mix two or more cereals to make one full bowl.
2. When you have two or more cereals in one bowl. Lucky Charms, Rice Krispies, Fruity Pebbles, Chocolate Rice Krispies, Cookie Crunch, Frosted Flakes, Peanut Butter Crunch, and Chocolate Lucky Charms can combine to make the Holy Grail of Cereal Orgy's!
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| 3. | dorset cereal | ||
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The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain *knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long? Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain! Colin: You fool |
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| 4. | Big Chocolate | ||
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An awesome death metal vocalist named Cameron Argon, who goes by Big Chocolate. He loves cereal, dogs, simple solutions, lady in red, annoying Frank Mullen, fist-pumping, and making videos everyday. He is currently the vocalist for the bands Burning the Masses, Disfiguring the Goddess, and Abominable Putridity. He's cool to drive. Big C. fan: Not even!
Friend: Not even what? Big C. fan: I hate it when people don't understand my references towards big chocolate. Friend: Do you like it a lot? Big C. fan: Yeah. Friend: Simple Solutions! |
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| 5. | coco puff | ||
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a ultra sweet chocolate cereal that no child at ALL should eat
( or adults) Joe: Bob, dont eat those coco puffs!, you'll have a heart attack next morning!!
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| 6. | chocolate covered sugar bombs | ||
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1. a humerus cereal portrayed on Calvin and Hobbes
2. Coco Puffs Calvin: i love my chocolate covered sugar bombs
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| 7. | Cereal boxes | ||
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A set of sexual acts that have names of cereal. Fruit Loops: Take a girl and cover her with apple and orange juice while she is on acid. Coco Puffs:When you have a fat black chick and you cover her with Hershey chocolate syrup and milk. Reese's Puffs: When you have a orgy consisting of Caucasian, Hispanic, and Filipino women. I had so many women over we had some cereal boxes.
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