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4.
A crap so bad, it takes a whole roll of shit-tickets to get it all off your balloon knot.
The shit I took was so messy, I felt like I sat on a chocolate cake.
by Luther & Sara February 02, 2007
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1.
chocolate cake (n.) - a delicious sweet made out of cake and chocolate
chocolate cake (v.) - the act of scarfing down one's weight in chocolate cake (see above) and doing the "i'm fat!" dance before promptly deciding that one ate far too much and going to lay down (aka a chocolate coma); often results in chocolate euphoria
1) I want some chocolate cake.
2) I'm going to go chocolate cake myself into oblivion.
by jozaud November 17, 2009
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2.
A black girl's pussy.
All I want is some chocolate cake to fall in my face tonight. That would be so tasty, even if it's not her birthday!
by Oneironauts July 09, 2012
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3.
a codename for sex, so that others dont know what you're talking about
Girl 1: I really want some some chocolate cake. I'm craving chocolate cake.
Girl 2: That's disgusting. I dont care.
by jack-in-a-box March 01, 2011
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5.
An orgasm, ala the Matrix Reloaded.
We went at it all morning, but I didn't get any chocolate cake!
by anonymous January 15, 2004
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6.
A very good shot... Tastes just like Chocolate Cake, I swear.
Half Frangelico and half Vodka. Sugar coat a lemon and garnish.
by Evil Bella June 20, 2004
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7.
A male cums on his partners face, then drop kicks her in the face multiple times untill she has black and blue marks on her face making it look like chocolate cake with white icing
I dont think my girlfriend likes it when i do the chocolate cake sex move on her.
by neeee January 14, 2010
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