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the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets! wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed! wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips! (just blame the kids) |
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