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chocolat au lait 

Modern and bougie way of calling your sweet boyfriend/girlfriend. (I.E. Milk chocolate in French).
Girlfriend: You're so sweet
Boyfriend: Not as much as you, my chocolat au lait~

chocolat hansel 

Its when, while you are having sex, you take a dump on a guys chest (after eating only ginger bread cookies for a week), and make a house sculpture afeter.
yesterday, while i was fuking my boyfriend, we didi a chocolat hansel

Le Fishe au Chocolat

Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.
*in a restaurant*

person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?

person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...

person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*

person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.

person1: *blows nose*

person2: Why did you blow my nose?

Douche Au Chocolat

A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!
1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?

2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!

Pain au chocolat 

It is a pastry of French origin, which, as its name suggests, is composed of bread (pain) and chocolate (chocolat). It is not a baguette in which a bar of chocolate has been put, don't make the confusion. It is baked with the talents of French bakers to obtain a succulent chocolate in a crispy bread.
However, the people of southwestern France call this pastry "Chocolatine" and because of this a war is constantly being waged. No one is really sure of the origin of this word but one thing is sure, the southerners are devoting themselves body and soul to defend this term they are so fond of.
Guy 1 : Hey, what do you want for your breakfast ?
Guy 2 : I would like a pain au chocolat !
Pain au chocolat by Natha76131 September 1, 2020

Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine 

An existancial question just kd its a retard one evryone know is chocolatine yu dumbass
Guy number 1 pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?
Guy number 2 run away and never comeback