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A male species typically seen wearing a pastel polo shirt with a popped collar, white sunglasses, sporting a fo-hawk, and ripped/faded jeans. This man will also see himself as god's gift to women; little does he know, the only reason girls stare at him is because he is a tool. He may even be observed winking at fine females.
That guy that is trying to get with me is such a choch ball, he has no game!
by Taquita August 11, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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A person who is always receiving but never giving. They like to wear tight shirts and pants. When you go to the bar, don't expect them to pickup a round or even one of their own drinks. Always looking at their phone in their own technology bubble. When you need someone to hangout with, they will be there.
Last night, KLong was acting like a real Choch Ball.
by Psuedonyms January 12, 2017
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One who takes and never gives. Likes tight shirts, short hair, and beer. This person never buys at the bar. They are always the first to pass out. Don't plan on conversing with this person because they are always on their phone in a tech bubble.
Don't invite KLong, he's a chochball.
by Psuedonyms January 12, 2017
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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