chocalate fuckbucket 

1.Take a big shit in a bucket

2.Find a big fat black woman

3.Ask her if she wants to have sex

4.If she says yes, Throw that shit in her face

FUCK YOU BITCH (Now throw the shit)

chocalate fuckbucket

chocalate fuckbucket by Marc_Cohen August 9, 2010

chocalate milk

basically while fuckin your lucky partner in the ass she might be whinin or this might be just for fun w.e but u stick ur dick in your girl's mouth for a nice blowjob til you bust a nut...voila...chocalate milk...

i had my dick cleaned off in yo mommas mouth after fuckin her in the ass and nutted...served her some chocalate milk!

chocalate milk by FUK just call me farmer john December 26, 2009

White chocalate 

a caucasian person who is ghetto on the inside and a cracker on the outside. Not a wigger

I seen this bumpin redbone walking down the street. I said to her. You know what goes good with brown sugar? I said white chocalate

White chocalate by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

cutting the chocalate 

Expression used when one is trying to relieve themselves of their fecal matter in the restroom.

Wife: What are you doing in there?
Husband: I can't even have a moment of peace when I am cutting the chocalate.
Wife: What's cutting the chocalate.
Husband: I'm taking a dump, leave me alone!!!

cutting the chocalate by Dman Dominguez July 26, 2006

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.

If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016