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1) The act of being a complete moron, asshat or assclown
2) Claiming you actually know what it is you are doing while you clearly do not
Would you guys just shut up and stop being such chobs?

Gosh, you guys are being such chobs, will you just do it?
by Rick Mazurek May 01, 2006
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Guy 1: "What a fat canadian kid"
Guy 2: "No dude what a chob"
by mikey8914 September 18, 2010
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when a guy has a little tufty tash on his chin just below his bottom lip which looks like chin pubes!
jill:ryan wat the fuk is that on your chin?
ryan:wat u mean. i just like to be different!
jill:they look like chin pubes, shorter name for it chobs! is it cause u got a subaru?
ryan:no i got a panda!
by jill x x buckley March 27, 2009
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when someone else made a mistake; "your bad"
Person 1: Oops i seem to have made a typo here...
Person 2: Cho b, cho b!
by idkkkk March 25, 2008
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A horrible, overused insult referring to a moron or idiot. This insult is commonly used by introverted fatties that play the MMORPG World of Warcraft. This insult is rarely taken offensive, as the person using said insult is generally a "chob" themselves.
You're such a chob for having a differing opinion than mine!
by TheColbyJack February 03, 2009
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Cross between a Chav and a Yob. = Chob
That Damian is a right Chob.

Look at him Chobbin about the place.
What Chobbish behaviour.
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The act to be sick (or puke up)
Wow man, after that beer last night i was chobbing all morning.

Dude your the chobber of the group
by charli33 April 11, 2010
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