Thank you for blatantly lying to all UrbanDictionary readers.
2004 Deerfield-Choate Football game~ 29-21 Deerfield
2004-05 Deerfield-Choate Hockey games~
4-2 Deerfield; 4-1 Deerfield
2005 Deerfield-Choate Lacrosse game~ 13-4 Deerfield.
Choate must have more manners that Deerfield: running around with one's shirt off, banging on trash cans to excite the student body (mainly non-existent during matches- LOTS of spirit of course at Choate) is absolutely 100% classy. Great manners. You Choaties can't even rack your brains to create your own comeback! "Deerfieldian, shine my shoes." Wow, that's completely original, and not at all based off a previous entry under choatie.
The male specimen is certainly an ugly creature; little research has been conducted because scientists have been too disguted by their habitual stench of defeat.
Female choaties are too preoccupied with popping their zits and tweezing their unsightly nose hairs to realize that they are even in a school, making them the stupidest (and BY FAR the ugliest) creatures on the face of the earth.
Choaties are also known for belittling deerfield rather than cheering for their own teams. I guess they just can't find anything good to say about themselves, so they result to insulting others. how sadly insecure of them!
Damn, i'm glad my school's mascot isnt a pig.... But it is rather fitting, don't you think? A pig to represent the pigs! WOOHOO.
Choatie: "I've never heard of those... What are they? Weight-loss clinics? where do you apply!?!?"
Deerfield Students: "GO BIG GREEEN!!! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y THATS THE DEERFIELD BATTLE CRY!"
Choate Students: "deerfield sucks...? (but wait.. so do we...)"