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2.
One who mongers the choad
Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.
by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003
 
1.
1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.
That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger
by El pene January 23, 2003