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10.
The correct way of spelling 'chode'.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.
Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback.

A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.

A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.
by 20-ft Shlong Boy December 02, 2009
 
1.
Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.
lick my choad.
by Antar the Dragon God January 13, 2003
 
2.
Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.
1) Ducas has a fat choad.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.
by ducas June 05, 2007
 
3.
1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
by AIDZ September 18, 2005
 
4.
(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.
(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.
by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004
 
5.
(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perenium, the area in between the scrotum and anus. Also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.
(3) A chunky load.
(1) Have you seen Danny's choad? That thing looks like a hockey puck!
(2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over your choad.
(3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.
by The Ogre November 05, 2005
 
6.
1) A penis that is wider than it is long.
2) A young man, usually white, who asserts his personality via car modifications and tattoos.
1) He's a jerk and treats me bad, but a least he doesn't have a choad.
2) He put a fucking spoiler on his car? What a choad!
by themickfiles April 18, 2011
 
7.
a short fat penis
damn fuck my ex he has a choad!
by yackyjacky January 04, 2010