A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.
Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.
by Matt July 23, 2004
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A derogatory term. One who 'smokes' choads. Choad is a term for a penis that's thicker than it is long. 'smokes' is a slang term for sucks. You get the picture. Used rarely, but made popular by recent Beavis and Butthead episodes.
Knock it off, choadsmoker!
by Scott November 13, 2004
Person who enjoys licking the area of the body found between the testicles and the anus. Also known as the Brownly Canal and the Taint.
The person who would look up a word like this is a "choad smoker"
by Ventilator November 05, 2003
One of those nuMetal kids who are to retarded to know how to "throw the goat". Often found listening to Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Linkin Park, and post-black album Metallica.
Anyone stupid kid at Ozzfest.
by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003