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1. an extremely stupid being, often associated with a passion for cows and watermelons
2. someone who sings and dances randomly, ignoring the fact that she's embarrassing everyone around her, and completely oblivious about herself
UGH THAT LADY IS SUCH A CHLORIS. WHEN WILL SHE STOP SINGING ABOUT WATERMELONS.
by ChanseyOvalstone October 20, 2011

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