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chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

chivalrous idiot 

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.
Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.
chivalrous idiot by Slayer5555 October 20, 2018
a feeling of ecstasy and delight, much to the affect of a brief orgasm. typically felt throughout the whole body and is brought upon by the touch of someone of the opposite sex. a combination of chills and shivers.
when you touch me like that, it gives me chivers.
chivers by skankinjay January 25, 2008

Chideous 

The word is a mixture between cheese and hideous. It is usually used to describe someone who is ugly, poorly dressed, or annoying.
Oh my God, what is she wearing, her shoes are so chideous.

I can't stand Lisa, she's so chideous.

Guys, I look so chideous today, it's been a rough week.
Chideous by InfiniteRC September 25, 2013
A modest bloke who is a gr8 fan of pies. Loves his dog, and everthin else in life.
A horny-rapist who hangs round 6th form college!!! Watch your back ppl!!!
Chivers by si November 18, 2003

Chivalrous Death

The act of being such a gentleman it hurts.
Girls need ride home from somewhere. Drives 30 miles to go pick her up for the sake of being a good guy. Chivalrous Death.
Chivalrous Death by bannanafart March 18, 2014