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1. chiver
Yorkshire slang for a boy
That chiver is no good.
2. chiver
One who chives (male). Keep calm and chive on! KCCO
Chiver: Keep calm and chive on!
3. Chiver
CHIVER a word used to describe the uncontrollable little movement that happens during or just after taking a major dump or a long awaited piss.
You've been trapped at your desk all morning in the weekly conference call and finally put the phone on mute and make the dash to the bathroom.

As you relieve the intense pressure, your body responds by suddenly doing a quick and intense shaking that feels slightly electrical, leaving you feeling very relieved and almost euphoric.

Although the chiver has ended you feel the effects for a few minutes as your body resets itself.
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