(derived from Polish: szczypior)

1) Thin, sickly and valetudinarian dude usually with tuberculosis.

2) A total opposite of well spinached man.

3) A thin guy
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When I kick you, you will break in half you fucking chive.
by SOKÓŁ August 29, 2010

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The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray
Chive On
by ATLChive465 November 06, 2013

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Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)
What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.

Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
by JunkFX February 09, 2012

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i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
by Afer.Ventus January 04, 2015

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A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.
"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."

"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."

"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
by Dharma Midget February 12, 2015

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Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.
The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?

See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
by Roxanne Pearls July 23, 2016

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Chive is a verbal noun. A person that have the biggest heart and also not a wimp afraid to fight about it. A chive is an act of freedom against oppressive subjugative repression to an idea of a singular dominant. Chive is a logical action toward the type of unfriendly dickens and cuntiness group of liars and haters. As one said, if that group of scummy spoil colleger mouthing about why you were alone with a laptop in a 24 hour coffee joint at 2am, just keep calm and chive on.

Chive is also considered a noble act of reasoning. Instead of picking a fight with some one, walk away and leave the person continue to shout. Its consiered a chivey act as In you know your worth it.
Keep calm and chive on
That cop smoke weed with us, he's pretty chive bro.
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A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
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