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An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.
"You're stupid."
"Yes he is."
"Chive me bro."
by falker0001 November 21, 2009
 
1.
The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray
Chive On
by ATLChive465 November 06, 2013
 
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Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)
What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.

Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
by JunkFX February 09, 2012
 
3.
A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
by yogan February 02, 2009
 
4.
An awkwardly skinny average height young fellow with an "I don't really give a shit" attitude. Also known to have long unwashed hair. Chives do what they want, when they want. They also don't have their license for they depend on others for rides around. The chive loves to smoke pot and will never turn down an opportunity to light one up. Don't get the chive angry, for he is a ticking time bomb.
Evan dude, you're such a chive.
by Zst December 20, 2013
 
5.
Chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?

Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
by The Big Ragooy February 27, 2011
 
6.
When something is stuck in someone's teeth after eating usually pepper or any kind of food.
You have a chive please go find a toothpick.

After eating you can ask your friend do I have any chives?
by Macabee007 December 07, 2013
 
7.
A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"
by Squishy The Bunny September 23, 2007