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Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.
The chattering classes are all talk and no action.
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crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.
He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.
crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009

Clittering 

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.
Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?
Clittering by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

Chitterlings 

Pig intestines. They smell like shit even after they are cleaned and cooked. They will make your house smell like shit, your hands and body smell like shit, and your breath smell like shit.
I can't tell you what Chitterlings taste like because I couldn't bring myself to eat something that smelled like shit.
Steve: "I heard Herb's wife left him because his breath smelled like Chitterlings"
Frank: "Whew! That's some smelly shit"
Chitterlings by Maa-sha December 15, 2008

clittering 

Eating a bag of chips and then performing cunnilingus. Then leaving some of the chip crumbs by the female's vagina.
You're clittering all over my vagina.
clittering by bboompop August 25, 2011

chittering 

A combination of chattering and shivering; typically performed in the cold.
It’s so cold out here, I’m chittering!
chittering by Boioioioioioioi December 24, 2019

Chiterlings 

Pig intestines that go good with hot sauce. Can be nasty if cooked by a white person
Those chiterlings be bussin.
Chiterlings by Lasinda October 23, 2012