2. What I don't have when I play poker
3. A female who will probably have sex with a scouser
4. Full sex with a woman
2. I'm out of chips, lets go get poombed
3. Chips is here tonight, where's scouse James?
4. Look! Johnny's taken that girl upstairs for some chips. Bloody hell! Have you seen the state of her? His nob's gonna rot one day if he carries on like this.
2. "The only way to satisfy an entire Harem in under 5 minutes is to employ a chip."