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A law-enforcement officer (LEO) giving out a citation for a minor violation.
LEO: "You're parked 15 inches from the curb. You must be within 12 inches of the curb."

You: "This is a chippy bust! That officer's badge must weigh 400 pounds." But don't say it... :-)
by stercor June 26, 2010